Australian Boys Age 5 and 8 Dead

By Richard Arthur Drungus

Zaygen and Tybort ages 5 and 8 were found dead Sunday Morning near a coalmine in Australia when a Coal Miner  with special needs noticed the boys lying dead.

"I was taking a smoko and werp I noticed a couple boys laying down and thought 'well gee that's a corcker', so I went over there and they didn't look OK. I had a few too many middys on the job, so I was unsure and thought, it's unusual for kids to be sleeping in the mud, smelling like a couple swagman after a long day on the perch, so I put two on top of two and figured something ain't right...something was wrong." (Special needs Australian Coal Miner Mike Poor)

After an autopsy by well renowned scientists, the children were pronounced dead. " Yeah these kids they ain't going around no walkabout on a tucker anytime soon, nope." (Well Renowned Australian Scientist)

RIP Zaygen and Tybort